I believe in conspiracy theories
I believe that they exist
Have I gone mad?

That’s what they want you to think.

Going to make a tin foil hat
A stetson, I think
Or perhaps a top hat?
Or a bowler?
A fedora is out of fashion, don’t you think?
Choose your hat
Make it out of tin foil
Wear it around radio towers
Tell people that they are sheep
Who should wake up
And think

Ignore the fact
that the idea of calling people sheep
Wasn’t your idea
You just think it’s true
Like those who you think you agree with
Let’s mass produce t-shirts
That say we all think
And stand at a socially safe distance
With the tin foil hat
Containing what we think.

The masses are the opiate of the religious

Think
Think that others think
Notice that you change?
Because other people sure damn do too

Donald Trump is like the toilet roll
That the monkey lizard brain points at
An emergent symbol of bleurgh
In dire straits diarrhoea
A toilet roll in the dark for others

Hating police brutality is a no brainer
Kneeling on a neck is a human wrong
As is hating government over reach
Government tyranny is a human wrong
Is not police brutality
Government over reach?
Oops
I’m thinking again
Time to get my information
In formation.
Stay channelled
In my lane
Stay sane
Conform, all ye children
We have a social science to serve
“The arc of the moral universe is long,
but it bends towards justice,”
and human resources
must drive straight ahead.
Human rights are paradoxical
When they encroach on human rights
But that’s what the law was for
To find balance
I think.

I am,
I think,
therefore I think.

Think or think not
There is no derp.

Think not what a thought must do for a thinker
But
what a thought must think for a thinker to do.

I mean no harm
And the walls are closing in

Ade Sluzky
Guest Poet
Dragon Intuitive